Totally gay for AMERICA!

Home Ask Archive Themes Alfred F. Jones, aka the greatest country on the planet: AMERICA, here.
-I post really embarrassing pictures of my friends.
-I answer your awesome questions.
-I make your dashboard a better place.

But... I'm basically here to make life suck for Arthur. 8D

Iggy: raininmytea.tumblr.com
Mattie: maplesyrupandhockeysticks.tumblr.com

come-here-you-fucking-bitch:

Put a letter in my ask.

A - If I’m in love.

B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.

C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.

D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.

E - How many holes I have in my ears.

F - Give me any options, like ‘hot or cold?’

G - The last person I said ‘I love you’ to.

H - The last person I hugged.

I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.

J - How old I am.

K- What my full name is.

L - If I have siblings.

M - If I forgive betrayal.

N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.

O - If I like my school.

P - What kind of music I like.

Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.

R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.

S - 2 habits.

T- 5 things I love unconditionally.

U - How many texts I send daily.

V - 3 big dreams.

W - An idol.

X - If I’ve done something I regret very much.

Y - If I like my town and why.

Z - Ask any question you want.

(Source: mentalfictions, via americanism)

♥ 225005 Notes / Mon Jan 2nd, 2012 ≡ reblog

Hopefully you guys have been keeping warm, winter sucks.

♥ 54 Notes / Mon Jan 2nd, 2012 ≡ reblog

OH RIGHT, HEY TUMBLR.

I’M BACK, I SWEAR I DIDN’T FORGET ABOUT YOU COMPLETELY. Okay maybe I did a little, BUT I’M GRACING YOU WITH MY AWESOMENESS ONCE AGAIN SO IT’S ALL COOL.

♥ 1 Notes / Mon Jan 2nd, 2012 ≡ reblog

So, I hear you gaiz liek Batman.

♥ 2 Notes / Mon Nov 7th, 2011 ≡ reblog

(via philosophyof-timetravel)

♥ 36 Notes / Tue Aug 9th, 2011 ≡ reblog

raininmytea:

alfredh3r0:

Am I cool yet, guys?

…

…Sup Sugartits? ;D

♥ 108 Notes / Sat Aug 6th, 2011 ≡ reblog

Am I cool yet, guys?

(via latersonsonafrote)

♥ 108 Notes / Sat Aug 6th, 2011 ≡ reblog

I guess I should write more… Since, you know, I keep losing followers.

SO WHAT’S UP FOLLOWERS!?

♥ 64 Notes / Mon Aug 1st, 2011 ≡ reblog

raininmytea:

alfredh3r0:

raininmytea:

alfredh3r0:

raininmytea:

alfredh3r0:

raininmytea:

alfredh3r0:

This happens a lot.

No it doesn’t. >.>

Don’t lie man~

I’m not lying. This doesn’t happen. And it hasn’t happened. Ever.

THE PROOF IS IN THE PHOTO~!!!!!! 8D

This is not a photo. It is a drawing. Know the difference, git.

…Same difference.

…What?! Oh God, you are the greatest cause to my headaches, Alfred…

At least I’m not shooting a gun past your ear!!

♥ 30 Notes / Wed Jul 27th, 2011 ≡ reblog

raininmytea:

alfredh3r0:

raininmytea:

alfredh3r0:

raininmytea:

alfredh3r0:

This happens a lot.

No it doesn’t. >.>

Don’t lie man~

I’m not lying. This doesn’t happen. And it hasn’t happened. Ever.

THE PROOF IS IN THE PHOTO~!!!!!! 8D

This is not a photo. It is a drawing. Know the difference, git.

…Same difference.

♥ 30 Notes / Wed Jul 27th, 2011 ≡ reblog